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He's been a Time Lord, he's been a Dalek, and now he's writing for Doctor Who Online. Join Dale every Sunday for his thoughts on the Whoniverse as we peer at the Psychic Paper. So sit back, relax, grab a cup of tea and a packet of Hob Nobs, and enjoy...

 

E-mail Dale at: dale@drwho-online.co.uk

  New Year's Special

2007  

-  Quote of the Week... Our weekly quote, plucked from the worlds of Doctor Who.

-  The TARDIS (B)LOG... weekly ramblings from the world of Dale Who.

-  Off the Shelf... More Doctor Who related item's reviewed.

-  All this and more...

The Doctor: "Havn't you got a mobile?..."

 

Donna: "I'm in my wedding dress!  It doesn't have pockets!  Who has pockets?  Have you ever *seen* a bride with pockets? When I went to my fitting at Chez Alison the one thing I forgot to say was `give me POCKETS`!!!"

 

- The Doctor & Donna; The Runaway Bride

Comings and Goings...Comings and Goings...

 

Well then - that's the big day come and gone; I hope you had fun and that [the non-robotic, non-killer version of] Santa was good to you... I spent most of Christmas Eve tracking him via the NORAD satellite system, to see where the old fella had gotten to, and it's fair to say he was going at a very impressive rate of knots around the globe.

 

Christmas Day itself bought a host of televisual treats, including, for those people with digital TV the entire Cardiff concert that was staged for Children In Need, a Doctor Who Confidential on said concert, and of course an hour long episode in the form of "The Runaway Bride" - more of all of those in a moment.

 

Also now appearing is the trailer for "The Sarah-Jane Adventures" (BBC1, New Year's Day, 4:50pm), which looks somewhat promising - especially without the old robot dog to slow her down (although I do love K-9 as you all know, he never could get anywhere in a hurry!), and I hope it does well, and the trailer for the two-part finale of Torchwood, series one.

 

I'm up in Scotland at the moment (I'm staying with the Duke and Duchess of Forgill don't you know [Terror of the Zygons reference] - otherwise known as my parents) for Christmas, so I've had a nice quiet calm time of it, with no arguments, no shouting, screaming, tears, things going hideously wrong or insane worries about insignificant things that Christmas makes you paranoid about.  It's an odd time, Christmas... it was only decided in 440AD that it would be in December, and for a supposedly happy and jolly time it brings more than it's fair share of misery and stress, especially for parents - a HUGE shout out and thank you to ALL parents who've managed to get us through another year intact - and of course this year brought two more Doctor Who related stresses... firstly, the years biggest toy was the Cyberman Voice Changer Helmet (Nice one Character Options!), and for the first time since 1943, the Beano annual was out-sold as the most popular kids annual... by the 2007 Doctor Who annual! Insane, but true...

 

Now, talking of the present-fest day itself, it's time for a few show reviews...

 

Torchwood: Episode 1.11 - CombatTorchwood: 1.11 Combat - non-spoiler review

 

Written by one Noel Clarke (say, what a co-inkydink! That's the same name as the guy who played Mickey Smith...), Combat was reminiscent of both Fight Club and a specific episiode of Angel, whilst also managing to be fairly original in it's own right.  Excessively violent and with a lot of four letter words, this episode managed to get the series back to where it should have been - versus a vicious alien creature (or two), and back to it's science fiction roots.  It was a very tightly written story, and after my new-found bond with Captain Jack, I found ALL of the main cast to be stunning this week - Burn Gorman was wonderfully convincing as the let down and wanting out Owen - my usually least favourite character, but as per usual for me, Eve Myles stole the show as the now guilt ridden and falling-slowly-apart Gwen.  Poor Ianto still has little to do - although I know what's around the corner and BOY, that's some snog he's in for with one of the main cast members...

 

Fast, dark, witty, very punchy and dramatic.  A distinctly adult but very enjoyable episode...

 

Rating:  

 

The Runaway Bride...DoctorWho: The Runaway Bride

 

Where to start!!  Well, my first review of TRB was "Wow", sent by text to many of my friends - and my Dad - one of the "NotWe", loved it and thought it was very good indeed.  Of course I've now watched it again, and had a chance to digest it a little, it's got a lot more going for it than I first gave it credit for...

 

Donna is (as the Doctor himself remarks) very loud... but these make her quiet moments stand out all the more... and the scene of her crying in the TARDIS had me not far off a tear or two.  To be fair to the character it was a very stressful day for her, and would have ended in her demise but for being beamed into the TARDIS; I think I'd have shouted a lot as well!  Talking of the old blue box... wasn't the motorway scene just *totally* amazing?  The kids in the back of the 4x4 were great, and the whole sequence of the TARDIS settling on someone's car roof for a moment was stunning.  The Mill continually do the show proud, and this time was no different.

 

David's Doctor was as manic as usual, always full of energy and enthusiasm, but choking moment 2 for yours truly was his last line in the show... said so convincingly I nearly burst into tears on the spot... soppy old thing I am!  I was less impressed with the Empress of the Racnoss - although she looked exquisitely revolting, I thought she wasn't that worrying or scary, she just hissed and swayed a lot... although the new-look robot Santas were fantastic, and the new Mark 2 Killer Christmas Tree was a riot as well...

 

Catherine Tate was great as Donna, and sparked very well off both Lance and The Doctor - and with Tennant at the top of his game, the usual very sharp writing from RTD, the fantastic effects et al, it made for a VERY enjoyable Christmas Special... although Rose and Jackie are sorely missed by me...

A wonderful Christmas romp...

 

Rating:  

 

Dale.

 Product:

 Christmas 2006

 Manufacturer:

 God / Shops / Santa / Parents / Friends

 Price:

 Absolutely extortionate if you are a parent

 Availability:

 24th-26th December every year, but run-up starts in August

 

Christmas 2006...Yup, I'm reviewing Christmas.  Well, my Christmas anyway... Now being old as I am these days, Christmas started at a reasonable hour, once I'd found my way from my pit... and gotten a decent cup of tea in my system, there was the usual present opening ceremony (I'm STILL not happy with that new Angel atop the tree, the old one was SO much better, had style, character and was a billion times prettier than the interloper), but sat around the tree opening gifts was fun as ever, and I got some lovely crystals (no, not Dilithium) and some Doctor Who keyrings, amongst other things.  More tea after that.

 

Doctor Who Confidential was at 1pm, but I missed it due to Christmas dinner being far more important - but fear not, I've watched the DWC in question since... dinner however was wonderful and lovely and a great many more superlatives that I've not got room for.  My Mum rocks, frankly.  She's only got two arms, but multi-tasks like she's got as many limbs as the Empress of the Racnoss - although Mum's not a giant spider and hasn't tried to kill me (depsite being given good reason many times over the years!).

 

The afternoon went by at a fair old pace, watched the Queen (nice to see she came down from the roof after the Sycorax episode), ignored Monsters Inc and got rather too excited, and went for a nap by 4pm... was up in plenty of time for you know Whom though!  The DW special was watched (as reviewed earlier) as was Sunday's Torchwood (also reviewed earlier), which lead to a general sense of calm, well-being and loveliness,  spoiled only by the Slitheen like noises from yours truly whilst in bed, after eating too many sprouts at the main mealtime.

 

Christmas 2006 was amazing, and I hope next year's will be just as Happy! 

 

Commendations for everyone who survived it!

 

Rating:  

Well, with the amazing trailer at the end of The Runaway Bride for series three as a starting point, moving on to Sarah-Jane on New Years Day, Billie's new drama on tonight (the 27th) and the Torchwood finale as well on the 1st of January, it's going to be one busy week for the Whovian.

 

On behalf of myself, the Duke and Duchess of Forgill, my robot dog, Andy the TW reviewer and artist, and everyone else involved with Psychic Paper, I'd just like to say thanks for reading, have a Happy New Year, and I'll be back early 2007 with the usual mix of blether, reviews, silly stories and gratuitous mentions of friends. 

 

Have a good'un!!  Tra!!

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