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27/5/2006

 

  Format:

  TV Episode

  Starring:

  Christopher Eccleston as The Doctor

  Written by:

  Russell T. Daviews

  Directed by:

  Brian Grant

  Duration:

  45 mins

  Original Air Date:

  7/5/2005

  Reviewed by:

  Steve Chemer; Treacle; Miles Northcott; Shawn Lunn

 

Adam Mitchell discovers that life as a Time Lord’s companion isn’t as easy as it looks, as Russell T Davies’s adventure through time and space continues.

 

Adam catches a glimpse of the wonders of travelling in the Tardis, as they head to a future, where Satellite 5 broadcasts to the entire Earth Empire. But anyone promoted to Floor 500 is never seen again, and the Doctor suspects mankind is being manipulated.

 

Nothing escapes the eye of the sinister Editor – but just who is he working for? And does Adam have what it takes to become the Time Lord’s companion?

 

 

  Submitted By:

  Shawn Lunn

  Review Submitted:

  27/5/2006

 

“Mr Writer, why don’t tell it like it always is? So you can go on home” – “Mr Writer” by the Stereophonics.

 

If there’s one thing I’m beginning to realise about the new Doctor Who, it’s the fact that this show likes to be able to push certain social and political issues in a way that akin to the likes of Buffy (Whedon’s fun metaphorical slant) and also rather confrontational (think HBO style). If last week’s stunner of an episode played with bigotry and intolerance, then this hour’s take on the cutthroat world of media, is, well rather unique.

 

Okay, to be honest it’s hardly State Of Play but points to Russell for showing ambition in this series, even if his fifth scripted episode out of seven is easily his weakest so far to date. This isn’t a personal favourite of mine.

 

The Doctor, Rose and new boy Adam land on the mysterious Satellite Five in the year 200,000 in a light and breezy opening sequence which kind of indicated a less serious tone than last week. We’re soon introduced to a world where no aliens are on board and the workers in question distribute the news in how they see fit, thanks to a chip and spike upgrade in their heads. They are literally computers so to speak but do not retain the mass amount of knowledge they package. The two workers who we meet and are only explored are Cathica and Suki, both women on the opposite side of the spectrum in the principals of Satellite Five.

 

For when she gets promoted to Floor 500, we soon learn that Suki is really an anarchist out to find out about Satellite Five’s real operations. No surprise then to learn that this media distributing factory is really corrupt and lead by The Editor (played nearly to perfection by Simon Pegg) and a disgusting roof creature named the Jagrafess, Suki’s attempts of putting things right only end up with her being made into a mindless operator. Hardly the promotion of a lifetime, is it? This episode in itself is all about how destructive and beneficial certain knowledge can be but the pacing in a lot of places however is either sloppy or rather dull to be honest.

 

With Suki almost too quickly dispatched the focus on Cathica is thankfully a little more rewarding. At first she bored me senseless with her constant whining about not breaking protocol and her reluctance to ask questions or even be the tiniest bit curious about Satellite Five, which is uncharacteristic for a journalist. That got emphasised during the scene with The Doctor and Rose attempting to override the codes to get up to Floor 500. It’s a bloody good job then they did a 360 with Cathica shortly afterwards.

 

Relegating The Doctor and Rose from The Editor and Jagrafess until the final act should’ve been advantageous to their face off but sadly the one we got on display lacked bite. Some sarcasm between The Editor and The Doctor is amusing but over too quickly and a rather simplistic argument between them about slavery, though funny confused me a bit. For an episode that looked to be striving to be debatable, a deeper set of theories from The Doctor on freedom and choice would’ve been interesting. It also didn’t do this episode any favours by having the Jagrafess easily dispatched, turning The Editor into a wuss at the end and having Cathica saving the day instead of The Doctor and Rose.

 

However this episode wasn’t an entire failure as Adam’s quest for knowledge took a surprising turn. After Rose’s encouragement of phoning home, Adam ended getting the same upload as Satellite Five employees (watch out for an amusing appearance from Tamsin Gregg as a nurse) and nearly cost The Doctor and Rose their lives. I wish I could’ve sympathised with the guy a little more but in light of the danger he caused and the experiences he’s had of his own, I think The Doctor forcing him to live a normal life back home was a fair punishment. It’s just a shame we only had him for two episodes. Even Rose didn’t put up much of an argument to get The Doctor to change his mind.

 

Not that Adam’s disownment is a total shocker. After all, The Doctor and Rose spent a large amount of time together in this episode without him and again the strength of their relationship was explored during scene with both Cathica and Floor 500. Adam also went out of his way to note that even he couldn’t in between them too. I wonder if part of his quest to be much smarter had been down to jealousy or trying to be an intellectual equal to The Doctor? I guess we won’t be finding anytime soon.

 

Also in “The Long Game...

 

Satellite Five news: 200 dead on Venus, the Face of Boe is pregnant and one of the TV stations was called “Bad Wolf”. I’m beginning to wonder that “Bad Wolf” might have something to Rose and not The Doctor as such.

 

The Doctor (re Adam): “He’s your boyfriend”.

Rose: “Not anymore”.

 

On Satellite Five you were either classed as ladies, gentlemen, multi-sex, undecided and robot.

 

Suki: “You’re my lucky charm”.

The Doctor: “I’ll hug anyone”.

 

Suki’s lies were that she was born on the 199/9/89; she was from the Independent Republic of Morocco and had joined Satellite Five for financial reasons. The truth is her is name is Eve San Julian, a self declared anarchist and last survivor of Freedom 15.

 

Cathica: “You’re not management, are you?”.

The Doctor: “At last, she’s clever”.

 

Reasons for no aliens on Satellite Five were due to emigration threats and the price of space walk doubling. Cathica didn’t go into detail over the minor reasons.

 

Adam: “I’m going to be sick”.

Nurse: “Special offer, we installed a vomit-o-matic at the same time”.

 

Type 1 of the fancy headwear has a 100 credits and no scarring while Type 2 has full intro spike and 10,000 credits. Adam chose the latter.

 

The Editor: “I was hoping for a philosophical debate. Is that all I’m gonna get, yes?”.

The Doctor: “Yes”.

 

How much knowledge did The Doctor give to Adam? The Editor acquired quite a lot of it, didn’t he?

 

Cathica (to The Editor): “Oh no you don’t. You should’ve promoted me years back”.

 

Adam: “But I want to come with you”.

The Doctor: “I only take the best, I’ve got Rose”.

 

Adam’s been away from home for six months. Did he tell his parents the truth or fob them off with a travelling story?

 

With such a phenomenal episode last week, I was kind of expecting “The Long Game” not to be as impressive but there was a lot of stuff that didn’t just gel with me. We got way too much plodding around the place during certain and the amount of techno babble was kind of excessive. An interesting idea, deterred by disappointing execution making this the weakest episode of the season.

 

Rating:  

 

 

» Review by Shawn Lunn, Copyright 2006.

 

 

  Submitted By:

  Miles Northcott

  Review Submitted:

  12/5/2005

 

After the superb Dalek episode last week, were we to come crashing back down to Earth (or whichever planet we happened to be passing at the time) with a bang? Opinions seem to vary as to how good The Long Game really was, but if you watch it NOT expecting another Dalek-quality story, then I think you'll find it was actually rather good.


Every so often, Doctor Who takes a sideswipe at someone or something. At times, this is very subtle & you don't even realize it. At other times it is, to quote Douglas Adams, like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick. TLG falls somewhere in between & draws comparisons to stories such as
Vengeance on Varos & The Sunmakers. It also boasts one of the best guest star casts of the season, with highly respected thespians Simon Pegg (he of the Confidential narrative, no less!) & Tamsin Greig joining Bruno Langley's Adam for this jolly jape in the year 200,000.


The Fourth Great & Bountiful Human Empire is where we're at apparently, although judging by appearances it ain't so Great & scarcely approaches anywhere near Bountiful. This is because humankind is now being controlled by the Mighty Jagrafess of the Holy Hadrojassic Maxarodenfoe (or Max for short). Humanity's growth has been stunted by Max controlling the media, telling everyone exactly what to do & how. This sounds far fetched, but, having been to a Derren Brown show this week which encompassed the delights of subliminal advertising, I can fully believe how the whole planet could be affected by a single manipulative being in control of all that we watch & read. Herein lies the lesson, my children. Exactly how much are we all being controlled by what the media tell us? Just look at the facts. We are told what is fashionable & what is not. We base our opinions on the information we receive, and that information comes from the news, the papers, and magazines, the Internet. If the facts correspond between two or more sources then we believe unequivocally what we are told. So if ALL the information received comes from the same source...

 

It makes you sit up & think, just like Cathica was forced to do by the Doctor's questioning of exactly what was going on. The only problem is that the Doctor came into the scenario of Satellite 5 in the year 200,000 with a certain amount of empirical knowledge. From the minute he & Rose stepped out of the TARDIS, Rose noticed the temperature was too high. Adam's questioning of the absence of any alien life forms alerted the Doctor to the fact that things were not as they should be.& once he begins to think like that, we all know that he will get to the root of the problem, except that here it wasn't so much as a root, more a canopy! Such was the programming that humanity had undergone that Cathica hadn't even given any consideration to the fact that Satellite 5 was too hot, consisted of just humans, that floor 500 maybe, just maybe, didn't have walls made of gold. Neither did she, nor anyone else, question why nobody ever returned from floor 500. Not until the Doctor placed sufficient doubt in her mind that she popped up to check things out for herself, only to discover an enormous mass of alien blubber stuck to the ceiling in the editing suite. Only then, with the Doctor & Rose held captive by the Editor & the Timelord managing to talk to her without anyone else noticing, did she realize the quandary that humanity was in. Once she began to think for herself, she was freed from the constraints of the Jagrafess' programming & by using her initiative & the accurate knowledge given to her by the Doctor, she was able to.in a nutshell.reverse the polarity of the neutron flow & send all the ventilators into reverse, pushing all the heat back up to where Max was, causing him to go pop.


Max, heat, misinformation. Do you notice the subtle hints dropped into a story, which send out a very sensible message? Don't automatically believe everything you hear. Question what you're told & never stop thinking for yourself, for that way lies stagnation & dragons. Max, although an Alien/Jabba hybrid & representing the media in general, is clearly designed to be a particular Max, i.e. Max Clifford, a man who has openly admitted to bending the truth if it makes a better story. Freddie Starr ate my hamster indeed! Heat.could that be a thinly veiled dig at Heat magazine, a celebrity-gossip rag so popular in this day & age? So if you send Heat back where it came from, then Max Clifford will explode & the world will be ok again!!! You get the general idea by now, I'm sure. Where
Vengeance on Varos told us not to be controlled by television in general & to not accept the violence we see therein, The Long Game's message is even more pertinent. It also gives us a neat subtext, which dovetails beautifully with Father's Day.


Don't mess with the timelines or you could do untold damage. In this instance, the culprit is Adam, the most misguided TARDIS traveller since Turlough, but whereas Turlough soon learned the error of his ways & became a loyal companion (not that he was ever truly bad anyway, more misguided), Adam doesn't get the chance. The Doctor is highly critical of the boy's meddling & the potential effect it would have on history, so he dumps him back home somewhat unceremoniously. There is, however, a small criticism here. If he is concerned about the ramifications of Adam's introducing technology from the future to today's society (or, to be strictly accurate, tomorrow's society, since Adam came from 2012) then why does he place a person with a remote-controlled door in their head in a situation where he can be so easily discovered? As we soon find out, Adam will find it nearly impossible to hide his surgery from the world, so why didn't the Doctor ensure that the trigger for the access panel to Adam's brain be changed to something less everyday as a click of the fingers. Maybe this is a thread we are to pick up at a later date, certainly the whole Adam storyline has been left open for this possibility.


Moving on to the visual & performance aspects of
The Long Game, firstly, top honours to Simon Pegg as the Editor. Not an evil man in himself, but very self-absorbed, as was Cassandra, as was Van Statten. The Editor has secured himself the position of Top Slave within Max's Great & Bountiful empire, although this requires living in a (very big) fridge & being drooled on by a giant chocolate pudding with teeth, but at least he has free will, as demonstrated by his swift & ultimately unsuccessful attempt at resignation once he realizes that all is lost for the Jagrafess. Not quite the true evil genius we all love to hate, but fleshed out quite superbly & played marvellously by a consummate actor. Christine Adams as Cathica gets a lion's share of the screen time & also gives us a very convincing performance, from her sneering at the travellers' ignorance as to where they are at the start of the story, to her toadying when she believes the Doctor may hold the key to her much-desired promotion, to her disgust as one of her underlings gets promoted above her (something I'm sure many people out there could empathize with), to her confusion as the Doctor unravels the puzzle, then her denial at the potential trouble she could find herself in, through to her dawning realization that humanity has been taken for a sap & her determined retribution using the very tools by which Max had sublimated them all in the first place. Anne Maxwell-Martin as Suki showed us a sharp contrast between the bumbling, jolly, enthusiastic worker & the hard, all-business freedom fighter, reduced in the end to a walking cadaver (another thread that seems to run throughout the season. First the inanimate Autons, then the Gelth controlled corpses, then the supposedly dead augmented pig, even the presumed extinct Dalek & the living dead of The Empty Child / The Doctor Dances still to come, not to mention Rose's dead father in the next episode!) & a chillingly real one to boot. Tamsin Greig isn't given a lot to do & her role seems vaguely reminiscent of her Green Wing performances, but it is till good to have actors of her & Pegg's calibre gracing this season's stories.   Of the regular cast, Billie Piper isn't really to the fore in this tale, although she still does a good job with all her scenes & it is Rose who is the first to spot anything amiss in the space station. Bruno Langley is very convincing as Adam, being less of a coward in this story, but showing that selfishness ultimately doesn't pay. I feel that we may well not have seen the last of this young man. As for the Doctor, Chris Eccleston is magnificent in every scene where the Doctor isn't effusing enthusiasm & grinning like a Cheshire Cat. Indeed, the scenes where the grin is instantly replaced by a darker scowl truly hit home & the Doctor's steely resilience is highlighted. It is easy to see why this actor gets mostly dark & moody roles, because he is just so effective at them.


The SFX on
The Long Game are not overplayed. The 'spike' effect is simple, but works well & the shots of the satellite spinning in space are superb. The observation deck looks hugely reminiscent of Platform One, although much darker & the shots of an Earth with cities & buildings visible from space is wonderful, if not a little scary! 96 billion people living here! There's already too many today!!! 

 

All in all then a very satisfactorily well told take, with a good solid central message & some nice under threads running throughout. We even get mini-cameos from The Face of Boe, the psychic paper & the Earth of today. I doubt that TLG will be the highlight of the season, but it was a well thought out story, which fitted very nicely into it's running time. It was, I must confess, the only story this season I hadn't been gripped by from the trailer we were given at the end of the previous episode, & this remains true now, with the expectations rocketing skywards for Father's Day once more, which I predict may give Dalek a run for its money in the popularity stakes at the end of the season.

 

  

» Review by Miles Northcott, Copyright 2005.

 

 

  Submitted By:

  Treacle

  Review Submitted:

  11/5/2005

 

With Dalek, being a tough act to follow, this does well. The Doctor, Rose and Adam, are three unknowns in a future world where everyone is known.

 

The inhabitants are fooled into thinking they know everything, but really know nothing aside from the chips inside their heads that feed them info. They believe a trip to floor 500 means promotion, when it really means death. The Doctor and Rose waste no time in digging when they see a journalist connecting to the web with a "door in her head" as the Doctor bluntly puts it, while know it all, "The Editor" played wonderfully by Simon Pegg looks on, and summons them to the 500th floor to meet his master, whose complicated name escapes me (Shouldn't the episode have been called The Long Name?).

 

Meanwhile, Adam, cant cope with all this time travel lark, and decides to chill out and watch the world go by, having borrowed Rose's mega mobile, and the Tardis key. Its not long before he is persuaded to have a door in his head, that gives him knowledge of the history of everything, but gives away the Doctor and Rose's identities. But just in time our journalist friend sneaks to the 500th floor and saves the day, disconnecting Adams chip scanning adventure. Another thrilling episode with lots of laughs and scary bits with a great cgi alien that looks a lot like "alien" and "jaws".

 

Simon Pegg thoroughly enjoys himself as the evil genius, until his nasty end. The real ending is hilarious as The Doctor and Rose dump Adam "the boyfriend" at home, the Doctor already fed up with his thirst for knowledge, not really being cut out for time travel, or being boyfriend material for Rose. It only takes a click of the fingers to open the door in his head, and Adam is in for a nightmare and sad life, especially when its the first thing his mum does, as soon as the Tardis has left. The expression on her face, priceless! I laughed my head off, and what a way to drop him from the series! ...looking forward to the next episode!

 

  

» Review by Treacle, Copyright 2005.

 

 

  Submitted By:

  Steve Chemer

  Review Submitted:

  11/5/2005

 

Well I must admit that after Dalek that The Long Game was pretty flat.  Also Adam should have been given more adventures in The Tardis and it would have been nice to see if Rose took to him.  I doubt he will pick him up later, but you never know.

But really nothing could be as spectacular as
DalekDalek was pure Doctor Who from word go.  Maybe to American Viewers the accents were wrong by The British Actors that were pretending.  But I have seen you try and take off British Accents and some of you think that we still have tea with the Queen *Wink*

Seriously though
The Long Game should have been a two-parter.  It would have been nice if the motive was not simply Money as in Cassandra.  Maybe the motive could have been enslaving the human race and getting the very best for Alien Wars.  Would have been very Political Though.  But Money is boring.  If you had a billion pounds or dollars, would you really care about another billion.  If you could have anything in the world.  But if somebody offered you Time Travel.  A chance to manipulate Galaxies, then you may take them up on it.

This is something that RTD is sadly lacking in his writing.  Money is a human thing.  Would it not be better to have them using The Human Race to create Cannon Fodder for intergalactic Wars.


If I was writing The Long Game I would have made it like this and a two-parter.  I would have had them picking the best to floor 500 for The Intergalactic War Fleet.  The best minds and the best intelligence.  Not just a simple idea of keeping that Monster Alive.  What was the purpose???

And the bloody Editor was behaving like David Brent.  He was like warped version of him (THE OFFICE).

Then we had The Doctor behaving like a little School Boy telling Rose that Adam was her boyfriend. 

I hope the next one is better.  Every season needs a Turkey, and for me, this one gets the prize.  It could have been so much better.  It could have been better written.  I would like to have seen Adam become slowly corrupt about what he could get out of the Tardis.  Maybe the Master could take him over.  Who knows, but we are never going to find out now.

As for The Doctor leaving him with that thing in his head that was so stupid.  If the Government got a hold of Adam would they not have advanced knowledge before time?????  The very thing The Doctor wanted to prevent.

Rating:  

 

  

» Review by Steve Chemer, Copyright 2005.

 

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