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22/1/2007

 

     Last Addition:

3/5/2006

 

  Format:

  TV Episode

  Starring:

  Christopher Eccleston as The Doctor

  Written by:

  Russell T. Davies

  Directed by:

  Keith Boak

  Duration:

  45 mins

  Original Air Date:

  16/4/2005

  Reviewed by:

  Shawn Lunn; Kristian Harris; Miles Northcott; Steve Chemer

 

The Doctor takes Rose home. But when a spaceship crash-lands in the Thames, London is closed off and the whole world goes on Red Alert.

 

While the Doctor investigates the alien survivor, Rose discovers that her home is no longer a safe haven. Who are the Slitheen?

 

 

  Submitted By:

  Shawn Lunn

  Review Submitted:

  3/5/2006

 

After an attack of the Autons, Cassandra’s devious machinations and an inspired interaction with the Gelth and Charles Dickens in the previous episode, it was very much about time to get our first alien invasion and for The Doctor and Rose to touch base with the present day and we got both in the start of a two part adventure with very mixed results.

 

Touching base first, Rose and The Doctor realise that instead of being gone for twelve hours since the end of “Rose”, they’ve actually been gone for an entire year. That certainly explains why Jackie is freaked out when Rose walks into the house not a bother and later during a police interview, The Doctor finds himself at the receiving end of a slap from Jackie for his efforts to partly explain Rose’s absence.

 

Although still slightly annoying, Camille Coduri gives a decent enough performance as a distraught Jackie tries to get some real information on her daughter’s actual whereabouts, which Rose does her best to deflects but fails. Rose may have disappeared for an entire year but not much has seemed to have changed. Jackie aside, the only person who really went through the ringer during Rose’s departure was Mickey.

 

Still a bit of a plank but better than we last saw him, even I felt bad for Mickey in this episode. Not only did Rose fail to touch base with him when she returned to London (it was him who came looking for her), he also had to endure a lot of grief during his girlfriend’s disappearance such as Jackie’s anger and being a murder suspect and now that she has returned, her and Mickey don’t seem to be in a good place relationship wise.

 

He was gleeful when he thought The Doctor abandoned Rose and even rubbed it into her face, not a smart idea mate. Rose herself also showed resistance and hesitation when he almost begged her to stay. I think both Mickey and Rose will realise that that’s not going to happen. She’s become akin to travelling and even if she was forced to stay, I don’t think she’d take it lying down so easily. Even The Doctor himself caused problems with them by being openly hostile with Mickey and then there’s our main storyline and a certain phone call that does Jackie more harm than good.

 

Our main problem this week are aliens called the Slitheen who have managed to entered 10 Downing Street by assuming the bodies of Joseph Green (acting PM), Margaret Blaine and Oliver Charles while killing the real Prime Minister. How did we know they were evil before even getting to see them in their real form? That insidious comic laughter they made with when dismissing liaison Indra Ganesh did it for me.

 

As aliens go the Slitheen are not the most convincing lot and while the running jokes about farting (less subtle than last week) are amusing to begin, an over reliance in them for the humour makes the comedy appear too trite for it’s own good. For diversion purposes we have an overly eager Flydale MP Harriet Jones witness the Slitheen in action while they dispatch General Asquith (he tried to relieve Joseph of PM duties). As a set piece this is definitely the episode most (and possibly only) real moment of true menace, although Penelope Wilton’s expression at seeing these creatures in action feels a little over the top.

 

Like all aliens so far on the new series, the only thing the Slitheen want to do is take over the world and they’re determined enough to make sure nothing gets in the way of that. A fake crash landing which sees Big Ben destroyed and a view of the Thames looks stunning but feels rather pointless, except for the death of a fake pig alien has The Doctor and various other alien experts summoned into 10 Downing Street that has a very nasty surprise for them.

 

In order to keep things going the Slitheen attack from all sides. The ones disguised as General Asquith and Joseph Green do their best electrocute The Doctor and the other alien experts as they former deduces that they’ve been trapped. Rose, Harriet and Indra on the other hand face off with Margaret Blaine, which means Navin Chowdry from Teachers is another casualty for this race.

 

However it’s Jackie who really feels in peril as the consequences for reporting The Doctor has also made her a target for a Slitheen dressed as a policeman. Let’s just say this is one house call she won’t be forgetting in a while. Although the final scenes try to up the terror and danger of the Slitheen, the CGI on these particular aliens looks rather dodgy and there’s not enough fear communicated by the actors that got me to think past that I’m afraid.

 

Also in “Aliens Of London”...

 

Why are the “Previously On” bits silent with this show? Also some street kids wrote Bad Wolf on the TARDIS. That is significant, am I right?

 

Doctor: “I am a doctor”.

Jackie: “Prove it, stitch this mate”.

 

The posters that were for Rose during her absence were “Missing”, “Can You Help?” and “Where Is Rose”. The only new thing we learned about the character was that she is 5’4 feet tall.

 

Doctor (re slap): “It hurt”.

Rose: “You are so gay”.

 

Rose (re spaceship): “Oh that is just not fair”.

Doctor: “Ha-ha”.

 

The Doctor is 900 years. Does that mean he was born in the 12th Century or has been travelling relentlessly for 900 years?

 

Harriet: “I did have an appointment for 3.15”.

Indra: “Yes and then a spaceship crashed in the middle of London. I think the schedule might be changed”.

 

Harriet is an MP for Flydale. We also learned that she wants cottage hospitals to be included in Centres of Excellence. I like the character.

 

General Asquith: “You think this is fun?”.

Joseph Green: “It’s a hoot”.

Margaret Blaine: “Honestly so fun”.

 

We didn’t learn anything about the real Joseph or Margaret but apparently the real Oliver had a wife, a mistress and a farmer.

 

Rose (to Mickey, re The Doctor): “He’s not my boyfriend. He’s better than that, he’s much more important.

 

Other posters in this episode included “Ello ET” and “Welcome To Our World”.

 

We got two famous faces in this episode - the rather cute Matt Baker from Blue Peter and Andrew Marr from BBC News, which featured heavily in this episode.

 

Rose: “In twelve months did you see anyone else?”.

Mickey: “No, mainly because everyone thought I murdered you”.

 

Since her departure Jackie’s been seeing someone called Billy and Mickey’s been reading up on The Doctor. He provided a useful tip in this episode too.

 

Doctor: “Apart from him?”.

Rose: “Oh don’t you just love that?”.

 

The number Jackie called on The Doctor is 08081570980.

 

In terms of chronology, it is 2005 or 2006?

 

Doctor: “Would you mind not farting while I’m trying to save the world?”.

Joseph Green: “Would you rather silent but deadly?”.

 

Standout music: David Bowie’s “Star Man”, which is one of my favourite tracks from him.

 

Something of a hokum start to the first of three two part episodes expected in Season One, there are some fine moments in “Aliens Of London”, but most of them have to do with the domestics The Doctor is eager to avoid, rather than the alien threat itself. Next episode can only improve things.

 

Rating:  

 

 

» Review by Shawn Lunn, Copyright 2006.

 

 

  Submitted By:

  Kristian Harris

  Review Submitted:

  2/5/2005

 

I like the opening (intro) of this story it gives the viewers a recap on how the Doctor met Rose Tyler, which is very useful in case you have forgotten. Then we come back to reality we see the Tardis arriving back at the block of flats where rose lives.

 

Rose and The Doctor come out of the Tardis and Rose asks The Doctor "how long have I been gone for" the doctor replies "only 12 hours" Rose runs stairs to her flat and walks into her home and starts to ask how her mum is - Rose's Mum just stands there looking shocked and says " is it you Rose is it really you"and the she puts her arm around Rose. Rose looks shocked to see a load of missing posters leaflets etc on the dining Table and then The Doctor runs into the living room and says "you have not been gone for 12 hours its 12 months sorry "then the famous title sequence kicks in at that point.

 

The one incident that I found shocking, was Rose's mother slapping The Doctor around the face swiftly, oh and when Mickey observes the Doctor walking towards the tardis and says " Oh My god " he shouts to the doctor to get his attention he runs towards the Tardis and the Tardis fades away and Mickey runs into the wall and just about knocks himself out - it's so comical.

 

Rose is having a argument with Mickey about The Doctor disappearing, Rose shows Mickey the key The Doctor gave her - Rose's mum starts to say " what are you two chimps arguing about " Rose looks at the key and it starts to mysteriously Glow, then you here a slight gust of wind and the Tardis materialises. Rose's Mum Says "How did it do that" - Rose and Mickey enter the Tardis and her mum follows behind her mum looks rather shocked to be inside the Tardis and so she runs out of the and informs the helpline number about her strange discovery. 

 

Anyway... this story I do like because it has a brand new alien race and a return of an organization who the Doctor once worked with. The alien race The Slitheen and The Organization U.N.I.T (sadly no appearance of Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart which is a shame but at Least U.N.I.T have returned we can't moan at that), The Slitheen are aliens which use peoples skin as Camouflage which in my view is very scary don't you think? There is one part I found most amusing and that was when they were breaking wind because of a fault in there gas module etc.

 

This story is another excellent story starring an actress that i have not seen on Televison for ages and is well suited for the role Annete Badland - a well know actress and an appearance from a BBC news reporter. In this line of adventures in the new series I cannot wait till the next installment of Doctor Who - so I will be on the edge of my seat again next Saturday.

 

 

» Review by Kristian Harris, Copyright 2005.

 

 

  Submitted By:

  Miles Northcott

  Review Submitted:

  18/4/2005

 

A Cliffhanger!!!!!! At looooong last! Aliens of London / World War III is the first multi-episode of Doctor Who since Survival & although we've had the rather nifty pre-title sequences, actually getting a real cliffhanger once again is truly wonderful. But was the lead up to the Great Event any good? Need you even ask?


There is an aspect of Doctor Who which has never been explored before. RTD picked up on this & in these times of reality TV & wall-to-wall soaps, in which the general public has come to expect to know more about the people who populate our screens, he has delivered the answer to a question I'm sure many have us have never contemplated.

 

What happened to the friends & family of the good Doctor's companion whilst he/she/it was off jaunting around time & space with the aged Timelord? 'Aliens' starts off with a very lengthy reminder sequence of Rose's life up to the point where she ran into the TARDIS to join the Doctor as his official companion, which leads us nicely into the story, set, seemingly, just after she left. The Doctor is convinced (as ever) that his coordinates & temporal calculations have been spot on & that he has returned Rose home to get a change of undies & some extra smellies (presumably). However, as per usual, the TARDIS hasn't quite done the job properly & instead of being 12 hours after she left, it is a whole year. This leads to a nice pre-title sequence as Rose happily trots up to her mum's flat, safe in the knowledge that she can comfortably explain her (short) absence, only to see her mum throw a minor wobbly as all the frustration & worry of the last year are let out. Just imagine that for a moment. Your nearest & dearest simply vanishes from the face of the Earth (in this case, literally) & you have no way of locating them or knowing what has happened.

 

Anybody's life would be turned upside down & this is exactly what happened to Jackie Tyler. She printed 'Missing' posters; she formed her own suspicions, fingering poor old Mickey with the alleged murder of her daughter. Her life went on, as life generally does, but in the background was always the fear & concern about Rose. Then, out of the blue (box!), her missing offspring bounces in as if nothing had ever happened. This is tremendous drama, brilliantly acted by all parties involved.

 

Camille Coduri is especially on top form as Jackie as she lets all her anger & aggression out, a lot of it on the Doctor's face! Rose is completely at a loss to know what to say. She can't say she's been flitting off in time & space, her mum would have her institutionalised! She flaps about a bit, saying she meant to phone, but 'forgot', which only winds Jackie up even more. Why won't her daughter tell her where she's been????? The Doctor happily takes responsibility, saying he "employed Rose as my companion", which only further raises the suspicions of the police officer that was called in to investigate Rose remarkable return. These scenes serve as a perfect backdrop to the story. The Doctor's bemusement by the whole thing, Rose's despair that her mum is so upset & that she can't explain where she's really been, Jackie's anger aimed squarely at the Doctor, Mickey's resentment at Rose's disappearing act & his subsequent lynching. Rose & the Doctor head for the roof to get away from things for a minute & Rose tries in vain to get her head around her predicament when, with immaculate comic timing, the alien spacecraft pops & bangs it's way overhead, narrowly missing them & plops down in the Thames after neatly chopping a chunk out of Big Ben in a sequence which was spectacularly realistic, reminding us of The Web of Fear, Invasion of the Dinosaurs & The Awakening, all of which featured real locations so beautifully reproduced that some people were fooled into thinking that the places in question had really been used (&, in some cases, blown up!). The 9th Doctor's unquenchable enthusiasm for an adventure is sparked & chortling his floppy-eared head off, he grabs Rose's hand (for a change!!!) & they dash off to see what the rest of the episode will bring.


Not wanting to use the TARDIS for fear of discovery under the intense scrutiny the area is under, the Doctor & Rose find their way to the Thames blocked by a total gridlock as the Army has cordoned off the immediate area & so nip back to Jackie's flat to watch it all unfolding on BBC News 24. The Doctor seems quite happy to do this, whereas in the past I feel sure he would have finagled his way right into the heart of the action. Maybe this is because it seems to him like a natural event, maybe because he feels he can get more immediate information through the national media, either way, it gives the Beeb a great opportunity to add to the realism of the event by providing highly authentic-style coverage of the news event & even getting some nice cameo appearances from TV roving political reporter Andrew Marr (hands up who can't see him now without picturing the splendid Dead Ringers caricature of him?!) & Blue Peter presenter Matt Baker. Unfortunately for the Doctor, his attempts to get a handle on what is happening are frustrated by the celebratory bash Jackie has thrown for Rose's return, a party from which Mickey is notably absent (until he spots the Doctor making a hasty exit). Needing to be able to know more about the mystery, the Doctor slides out, but Rose sees him leave &, worried he might just disappear, goes after him. This gives Chris the opportunity to give another of his lovely little speeches about humanity, further example of the marvellous script writing prevalent in Who at present. To quell Rose's suspicions, he gives her a duplicate set of TARDIS keys, which now glow ominously when the TARDIS is about to materialise near them. It is as he is about to dematerialise that Mickey spots him & sprints out to grab a quick word. I wasn't too impressed with Noel Clarke first time out in '
Rose', & whilst he is immeasurably better here, at times he still seems a bit wooden (rather than plastic!), notably the bit where he crashes into the wall behind where the TARDIS had been after it disappears.ok, comic touch, fair enough, but if the TARDIS hadn't vanished then the silly boy would just have run straight into that instead!


Realizing that the Doctor's appearance on the estate must mean that Rose is back too, Mickey hastens to the flat for a confrontation which only heightens Jackie's suspicions & leads the three of them out onto the estate just in time for the TARDIS' return. Whilst they have been having their heated discussion, the Doctor has popped to the infirmary where the body pulled from the crashed spaceship is being held, to discover that it is an augmented pig (played nicely be the Moxx himself, Jimmy Vee). After materialising in a closet, he comes face to face with the army & in classic fashion simply takes over the situation when Doctor Sato's screams indicate that the supposed corpse has reanimated & is on the loose. This is an aspect of the Doctor which has always worked extremely well, he holds an authority which wins people over, & with soldiers trained merely to follow orders from those in authority, the way they just fall in line behind the Doctor & obey his commands unquestionably is tremendous. I had suspected after seeing the brief clip at the end of last week's show that maybe these were UNIT soldiers, but nope - they're just regular army forces, although the Brig's lads make a welcome appearance later. Once the little piggy has tried to go wee wee wee wee all the way home & an itchy-trigger-fingered Tommy has bagged him straight between his little piggy eyes, the Doctor's overriding compassion is seen again - another welcome return after the rather callous despatching of Cassandra. He clearly understands the soldier's fear & reaction to the porker trotting towards him, but his sympathy towards the poor creature is beautiful to behold - even tenderly stroking its face as it passes on. On examining the corpse, he & Sato discover that the animal was definitely terrestrial in origin, meaning that the aliens have set the whole thing up.

 

Needing to know no more from this location, the Doctor returns to Rose's estate to find himself in the middle of their domestic. Mickey re-enters the TARDIS & Jackie sets foot inside for the first time, although she is soon overwhelmed & retreats to the relative safety of her bedroom, where, in a state of some befuddlement, she watches the news coverage & contacts the alien help-line. Meanwhile, back in the TARDIS, the Doctor is clearly underwhelmed to welcome Mickey (surely it MUST be Ricky???) back into his life & the needle between the pair of them is a joy to behold. They witness the arrival of UNIT to Downing Street, prompting Mickey to reveal he has researched the Doctor's past somewhat (probably through Clive's website, which has been spectacularly reproduced by the BBC at http://www.whoisdoctorwho.co.uk), however he points out that "they wouldn't recognise me, I've changed a lot since the old days!".


At Downing Street we have discovered another mystery. The PM has vanished (hooray!!!) &, for reasons not really explained at this time, a very minor minister, Joseph Green, has assumed control of the country. It has to be said, with the imminent advent of the general election, this story has fitted neatly into the current political climate, although if any party is anything like this lot then I should advise everyone to overthrow the lot of them! The interior shots of Number 10 are superb & it is merely the rather jokey nature of Green & the 2 MI5 operatives, not to mention their incessant farting, which appears at first to detract from the reality of the situation.

 

Penelope Wilton's Harriet Jones comes across rather better, appearing to be a genuinely concerned MP & her concerns are rather abruptly switched when she sneaks into the cabinet room to discover the emergency protocols about alien invasion & the inclusion therein of the Doctor's details, & as a result witnesses the unmasking of the Slitheen & the demise of General Asquith. This scene explains the reasons why certain characters are constantly flatulating &, whilst the story could quite happily have done without this particular plot element, it does serve its purpose in alerting the viewer to the true identity of various individuals as the story unfolds.


Whilst the Slitheen are disposing of Asquith, the automated software defence systems are doing their thing & have detected Jackie's call to the help-line & tracked down the Doctor, who is regarded as essential in advising on the crisis.


As the Doctor & Rose plan to check out the spaceship, the military arrive en force, allowing the Doctor to say the classic line, "Take me to your leader"!!!!! He & Rose are ferried off to Number 10, much to the Doctor's glee & Rose's delight, where he disembarks & waves cheerfully at the assembled world's press!. Once inside he is presented with an ID badge & bustled off to a top-security-clearance conference, whilst Rose is approached by Hilary, since she now knows about the Doctor & figures she can help. Back at the flat, a policeman has arrived to question Jackie, but his unsettled bowels immediately raise our suspicions & indicate that the end of the episode is fast approaching. The meeting is just starting when the Doctor masterfully just takes over it again & begins piecing together the puzzle, interrupted merely by Green's gaseous expulsions. I get the distinct feeling that the entire farting subplot was set up for the Doctor to be able to say "Excuse me, do you mind not farting while I'm saving the world!", which, it must be said, is a belter!

 

As Rose & Hilary discover the body of the PM, the MI5 operative, Margaret Blaine enters & reveals herself to be a Slitheen, whilst at the same time, the policeman at Jackie's flat is doing the same, as is Asquith. The Slitheen are superb creations, standing tall & looking very alien, with enormous arms (modelled on Andrew Marr maybe?) & awesome huge blinky eyes. They wear human suits which zip up across the hairline & although the zip idea seems a bit daft, strangely you overlook it as the menace they exude is obvious, particularly the easy way in way they hoist Chowdry up to the ceiling. I'll wager that most of us were expecting their revelation to be the cliffhanger, but we would have been wrong, for the ID badges all the experts are wearing are really some sort of electrical transmitter & the entire meeting is attacked, whilst Jackie, Rose & Hilary are all menaced. Cue cliffhanger! Spectacular stuff, although if you are going to nitpick then you could say that some of the Slitheen transformation CGi is a tiny bit iffy, but hey!, when you get a story as good as this, with such strong elements running throughout, you can let little things like that pass. I must say, I've always railed at the suggestion that Dr Who FX are all ropey, countering such allegations by pointing out that throughout most of its run the programme had only the smallest budget & was often at the cutting edge of FX technology anyway. It was only when the main effect fell totally flat, as with the Kinda snake for example, that I sighed & admitted that there were times when those detractors had a point. Television & films are not all about special effects. They enhance the overall result, but without great scripts & good actors, FX are nothing.

 

Had Aliens of London been a rubbish story people would refer to it as 'the one with the Big Ben crash' & nothing else. As it is, it was another highly entertaining 45 minutes of television & with one of the show's best cliffhangers thrown in to boot. From what we have seen of next week's episode, the Slitheen look truly menacing as they lumber around the corridors of power & we will discover what their agenda is & how the Doctor & Rose will defeat them... Just a few long days to wait then..!!!!!

 

  

» Review by Miles Northcott, Copyright 2005.

 

 

  Submitted By:

  Steve Chemer

  Review Submitted:

  11/4/2005

 

The opening was a bit strange, but I loved the twist that she had been away a year. Yet that did not detract from the story as a whole.

My Wife did feel scared at the Aliens and she is no shrinking violet and is 26.

Sarah said that she loved the episode because it showed to Children, that maybe were thinking of running away, that there is someone who misses them back home.

I did not like the farting, but Sarah said it took the edge off the scariest moments. Also you knew which ones were the Aliens due to the farting. Like saying he's behind you to children, to take the edge off it.

I liked CE in this episode he was not dumb. I do feel saying shut it to people is annoying. But we have learned that he has lost his race and therefore is on edge and grieving. He has also regenerated.

I loved the nod towards his previous selves and a bit of past history on Earth.

The Pig looked pathetic, but that was the point. Aliens are always thought of as Animals etc. So they used it as a decoy.

I find that this episode is a total return to the Doctor Who I loved. The eccentric character. The brilliant cliff hangers.

Just loved it from start to finish.

 

  

» Review by Steve Chemer, Copyright 2005.

 

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