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26/6/2006

 

  Format:

  TV Episode

  Starring:

  Christopher Eccleston as The Doctor

  Written by:

  Russell T. Davies

  Directed by:

  Joe Ahearne

  Duration:

  45 mins

  Original Air Date:

  11/6/2005

  Reviewed by:

  Adam Tomlinson; Miles NorthcottShawn Lunn

 

The TARDIS crew fight for their lives on the Game Station in Russell T. Davie's penultimate adventure through time and space.

 

The Doctor, Rose and Captain Jack, have to fight for their lives on board the Game Station, but a far more dangerous threat is lurking, just out of sight. The Doctor realises that the entire human race has been blinded to the threat on it's doorstep, and Armageddon is fast approaching.

 

 

  Submitted By:

  Shawn Lunn

  Review Submitted:

  26/6/2006

 

Lynda (to The Doctor, re Crosby): “She’s just been evicted – from life”.

 

So reality TV and games shows really are the source of all evil then? I just thought it was Davina McCall’s by now grating fake enthusiasm and Big Brother’s knack for picking more increasingly desperate contestants year in, year out that was fuel to some of the laziest and over hyped pieces of television nowadays. Oh wait, it still is.

 

After the disjointed escapades of “The Long Game”, I wasn’t particularly thrilled to be revisiting Satellite Five, which is now known as the Gamestation and I was even less enthusiastic about having to sit through half an episode parodying a genre that I’m not exactly fond of either. Thankfully the results aren’t as bad as I fear but they are rather touch and go to be honest.

 

Dealing with the least screen attention parody first, the consistently likeable Captain Jack wakes up to find himself at the mercy of robots Trin-E and Zu-Zana. It doesn’t take a genius to guess who they are meant to be. I ask – could there be a bigger fate worse than death than having to contend with these two? The androids, who are every bit annoying as their real life counterparts who we have to deal with in “What Not To Wear”, then happily decide that the usually dapper Jack needs a new look. Now I personally liked the naked one as John Barrowman delightfully lets it all hang out. Well as much as you can let hang out for a teatime slot on a Saturday BBC show that is. Damn the BBC and their fears of offending ofcom and the like.

 

Of course proving that Trinny and Suzanna as androids are just as evil as the real thing, their next assignment seems to be ripping Jack a new face, forcing our bisexual conman to do what I assume, most viewers would like to do to plenty of so called fashionistas out there and use a compact laser deluxe to blast the meddling duo. How I cheered while watching that particular moment, although Trinny and Suzanna’s demise wasn’t completely in vain. After all, they made good enough for Jack to build a gun and to locate The Doctor.

 

Which then leads to the Time Lord waking up in the Big Brother house with three contestants left, Lynda, Crosby and Stooed, although only Lynda made anything resembling an impact. The Doctor doesn’t exactly like being watched by millions of viewers and does his best to sabotage and shorten his stay in the house.

 

If you think that Celebrity Big Brother is a pain to watch, then being a contestant on this reality show bites even more. You’re basically chosen at random and if you’re evicted , you’re killed by a beam and if you win, you just get to live, which is a damn site better than losing but even still it’s a pretty harsh blow to the system. Luckily for The Doctor, his plan works and him and Lynda make a break for it, which luckily for this episode, it means more interesting stuff happens too.

 

For instance, we learn that this new world is The Doctor’s own doing as upon freeing everyone in Satellite Five, he forgot to set up a replacement government station, so everything has been thrown into turmoil. On a lighter note we got some rather cute flirting between The Doctor and Lynda. She was definitely wowed by him and The Doctor kept referring her as sweet, but sweetness aside, we seem to be getting closer to the “Bad Wolf” mystery as it finally comes into play big time when Lynda reveals that the Gamestation is owned by Bad Wolf Corporation.

 

As for Gamestation itself, just like a heightened version of “The Long Game”, the controller who is human but literally so wired up that she’s little more than a human computer makes, controls and packages the programs along with seemingly loyal staff but even the Gamestation is only smoke and mirrors for something much worse, which is a good thing, plot wise.

 

Elsewhere Rose finds herself on a game even I like called The Weakest Link with a nefarious Anne Droid, a few nervous fellow contestants and a rather slimy bastard named Rodrick who deliberately keeps Rose on the game so he can beat in the end. Just like with Big Brother, you lose and you die but if you win this game, then you actually get money. Rose may not be an intellect but luckily she isn’t made too dense here either.

 

Sadly though, things don’t turn out so well for Miss Tyler as after getting one answer too many wrong in the final round, she is killed by Anne Droid’s laser beam. This is the first time in this episode where real emotional content comes into play and this is where the premise gains a bit of credibility. Jack angrily lashes out at executives over his friend’s death while The Doctor just stares numb and despondent until both men and Lynda are arrested.  

 

However they don’t spend an awfully long time behind bars thanks to a little quick thinking and old fashioned fisticuffs leading our trio to fight their way to Floor 500, which thankfully gives us some revelations, one in particular that will make everyone cheer for joy.

 

For instance remember when I said that the controller only appeared to be smoke and mirrors for something really bad? Well I was right but before it’s revealed, she is conveniently teleported away and killed, which then reveal out mystery assailants and we’ve already seen them earlier on this year.

 

Before that though, Captain Jack continues his resourcefulness and manages to prove, with some help from Lynda that Rose is still alive, along with everyone else who we saw die in this episode. The not so great news is that there’s millions of Daleks alive in outer space that have her hostage and are planning to use her as leverage to get to The Doctor. I’m glad to see the return of the Daleks and I can’t wait to see what further chaos they have in store for us.

 

Also in “Bad Wolf...

 

Although this episode featured the consequences of “The Long Game”, we actually didn’t learn whatever happened with The Editor or Cathica. Not even Adam was mentioned.

 

 

Captain Jack: “Am I naked in front of millions of viewers?”.

Trin-E/Zu-Zana: “Absolutely”.

Captain Jack: “Ladies, your viewing figures just went up”.

 

Costumes we had for Captain Jack was a buccaneer look, a hell’s angels, tennis pro. I still liked the nude one, heehee!

 

Rose: “I just travel; I’m a bit of a tourist I suppose”.

Anne Droid: “Another way of saying unemployed?”

 

Other contestants on The Weakest Link were Brotch, Flitch, Colleen, Colin and Max. Rodrick was the first to mention “Bad Wolf” for Rose to really piece things together.

 

Lynda (re being over 100): “You’re looking good on it”.

The Doctor: “I moisturize”.

 

There are 60 Big Brother houses on Gamestation, in BB504 all the contestants walked and The Doctor took the advice of another Linda and smashed property to be evicted. Surely The Doctor, Captain Jack and Rose weren’t meant to escape the games if the Daleks want to win their battle?

 

Captain Jack (re talking to Lynda): “I was just saying hello”.

The Doctor: “For you, that’s flirting”.

 

Captain Jack (re Rose): “You killed her! Your stupid freaking game just killed her”.

 

Torchwood was mentioned here. What are they, a special ops unit or something?

 

Davish: “But I have your gun”.

The Doctor: “Okay, so shoot me”.

 

Other games on the Gamestation include Wipe Out, Countdown (30 seconds to diffuse a bomb, like Alias the reality TV series), Stars In Your Eyes (where you can get literally blinded) and Bear With Me.

 

Female Operator: “It’s not our problem; we’re just doing our jobs”.

The Doctor: “With that sentence, you’ve lost the right to talk, now back off”.

 

The Doctor (to Dalek): “And doesn’t that just scare you to death? Rose?”.

Rose: “Yes Doctor?”.

The Doctor: “I’m coming to get you”.

 

The chronology is exactly 100 years since “The Long Game”.

 

With an incredibly dodgy opening half, it’s nice to know that “Bad Wolf” was able to recover itself and even better, that we are finally starting to get some answers as well. The last fifteen minutes is where the real meat of the episode is and I for one can’t wait until next week.

 

Rating:  

 

 

» Review by Shawn Lunn, Copyright 2006.

 

 

  Submitted By:

  Miles Northcott

  Review Submitted:

  30/10/2005

 

Before this season had even begun there was a buzz about certain stories. Obviously, the Dalek story attracted a lot of attention, as did the return of the Autons. People were getting excited about a tale by Mark Gatiss about spirits in Victorian Cardiff & Russell T Davies was rumoured to be taking a major pop at the entire reality TV industry."Oh yes," we remarked, "That should be a good one!" Turns out that the rumours were correct & the end result was the triumph that was Bad Wolf.


Bad Wolf. Two words which seem to have followed the Doctor & Rose throughout their adventures this year. Were we about to finally learn their meaning? Well, yes, but not just yet, for this is a mystery that has been very cleverly sculpted by RTD, & the reasons behind it are quite obvious.

 

Firstly, we all know how Russell wanted the new-look Doctor Who to follow the same stylistic path trodden by Buffy the Vampire Slayer so successfully, using fast paced but emotionally driven stories & sparkling dialogue. One of Buffy's regular features was that of its main villains, generally one per season, which came to be known as the Big Bad, a phrase coined by Spike & referring to the Big Bad Wolf. So Bad Wolf implies that it is the main villain of the season, be it on screen or by virtue of stalking the TARDIS crew. Another obvious tie-in is the Walt Disney phrase from The Three Little Pigs, namely "Who's afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?" which was, of course, intended then as a way for the pigs to poke fun at the (literal) wolf. If you alter the inflection, lose the question mark & add the word "Doctor" to the beginning of the sentence it takes on a whole new meaning! So Bad Wolf is the main villain of the season & something, perhaps the main thing the Doctor fears, right? Now come on! I've already told you once..not just yet, ok? As mentioned in a previous review of mine, rumours as to the identity of Bad Wolf have been circulating amongst fans for a fair while now & Russell T Davies has taken great delight in commenting that no-one has as yet worked it out. Doctor Who fans by definition are an imaginative lot, virtually all the people working on the 2005 version of the show are fans & their flair & creativity have created THE televisual feast of the year, so if the rest of fandom hasn't sussed it yet then RTD has indeed done a fine job in stringing us along with his season-long mystery. However, despite its increasing prominence in the programme, Bad Wolf is still not the main thrust of "Bad Wolf" (if you catch my drift). It does highlight the skilful way that so many individual threads have been picked up from various points in the season though & knitted together in these final few stories. Last time out we had The Unquiet Dead / Aliens of London / World War Three tie-ins, this time the main reference is to The Long Game, particularly when the Doctor realizes that the Game Station is actually Satellite 5 100 years after Max went pop. At the conclusion of that story he was confident that, without the baleful influence of the Jagrafess, humankind would escape from its stagnation & once more begin to thrive, which certainly seemed a reasonable assumption to make at the time. However, neatly following on from last week's issues about the Doctor not staying to discover the real implications of his actions, it turns out that his defeat of the Jagrafess wasn't entirely for the good of all, for after years of being totally dependent upon the constant news feed provided by Satellite 5, the human race was left confused & uninformed when the news simply stopped coming as a result of the Doctor's influence. Instead, after the Government collapsed & the economy followed suit, someone or something started using all the old game show formats as a means of entertainment, though with a distinctly sadistic & gladiatorial edge to them.

 

Russell has clearly seen the way which shows such as Big Brother have been going, with contestants getting more & more ridiculous & adversarial, & taken the evolution of such programmes to a logical & frankly terrifying conclusion, hat being that people no longer play for financial or material prizes, but for their very lives. Of course, no-one would offer to put themselves at risk by applying for such shows, so in the year 200100 (a minor quibble with the new series, echoing its earliest days when time travel to the future HAD to be either in exact multiples of 100 or to a year ending in either a 50 or a 00) the people who play these games are selected at random from the entire population & transported directly into the Game Station, all except the TARDIS crew, who are specifically selected to compete. The Doctor quickly works out that since he was specifically chosen for the Big Brother house, whoever selected him doesn't want him dead just yet or they would merely have killed him straight away, so instigates his own eviction & when it fails to transpire, makes good his escape, taking Lynda (with a Y) Moss with him. Captain Jack overcomes the threat of a rather severe makeover by extracting a small blaster pistol from a place where the sun don't shine & blowing the heads off the robotic versions of Trinny & Susannah (something a fair few wouldn't mind doing to the originals.& the majority of their counterparts), while Rose is left with nowhere to run when she loses to Rodrick in the final of The Weakest Link, despite actually getting a few questions right. By this time, Jack has caught up with the Doctor & Lynda (with a Y) & they arrive just in time to watch Rose get disintegrated. Now in the good old days of 25-minute episodes, this would have made a spectacular cliffhanger ending, & I'll warrant I wasn't the only one left with jaw gaping as poor Billie was seemingly nuked & left as a pile of dust.


The aftermath of this spectacular sequence was one of the high spots of the series as Jack reacts by shouting & threatening whilst the Doctor is stunned & the powerful & emotional musical score of Murray Gold plays over the carefully fading dialogue, emphasizing the utter helplessness & despair he feels at what seems to be the death of his young friend. Of course, as in the "good old days", you knew that the Doctor & his companion would live to fight another day, but 3 times now this season we have witnessed scenes which seemed to signal the end of either the Doctor or Rose. In
Dalek we had the scene where the Dalek seemingly shoots Rose off camera, in Father's Day the Doctor gets "eaten" by a Reaper & of course here Rose is "disintegrated". Superbly written & filmed sequences each & every one which merely emphasize to the viewer that our heroes really do face the prospect of death & a swift exit from the show each & every week.

 

The Doctor, Jack & Lynda (with a Y) are arrested & in a small but neat nod to the original series are sentenced to a prison term on the Lunar Penal Colony, last seen in Frontier In Space. Of course, these days, with merely 45 minutes to play with, such a lengthy plot divergence would be impossible, so the Doctor & Jack swiftly overpower the guards & make their way to the control centre on the infamous Floor 500, the Doctor armed with Jack's enormous weapon (a phrase with which he would doubtless be quite delighted).

 

The last time we saw the Doctor toting a gun was in Dalek, when he was genuinely prepared to use it in his unreasoning state. Here, however, he is back to his pacifistic best, casually tossing the cannon to the Male programmer & leaving Jack to deal with all the firearm action whilst he gets some useful information from the Controller, who turns out to have been the one responsible for bringing the TARDIS crew back to Satellite 5 as a means of stopping her "masters", the ones who have been watching & shaping the Earth for so many, many years, they are the real power behind the Game Station, the ones who installed the Jagrafess in the first place, all the time using their fiendish cunning to sap the will & the strength from humanity, whilst at the same time abducting countless millions for their own devilish ends. The Controller, linked up to the central computer of the Game Station & also connected to her masters, knows of their fear of the Doctor, so when the opportunity arose to transport him into the games, using the superior technology at her disposal, she grasped it, aided by the occasional solar flare activity which masked her thoughts & actions from her puppet masters. It is during just one such solar flare that she is able to tell the Doctor a little of what she knows, whilst Jack locates the TARDIS & makes a discovery of his own, that the so-called disintegrator is actually a trans-mat system, meaning that Rose is still alive, much to his own & the Doctor's eternal gratitude.


Alive she may be, but as the Doctor & Jack hug each other in delight, Rose herself comes to in a metal room to the sound of a rhythmic throbbing which would be only too familiar to those of us who have followed the series for so many years. She awakens to find herself facing a nightmare, a terror she thought was long dead & her disbelief is paramount. She backs against a wall as a suckered metal arm menaces her in a pretty faithful reproduction of a truly historic moment from the show's past, some 41½ years previously. In one last desperate act of rebellion, the Controller reveals the coordinates of Rose's whereabouts, only to find herself transported to that very location, where she finally meets her masters, claiming to have brought about their destruction & finally able to smile just one time before she is relieved of her lifelong duties in the most final way. The Doctor cancels the blocking signal on the station's scanners, revealing an enormous army of spinning saucer-shaped spacecraft on the edge of the solar system. It is a sight he recognizes only too well, as does Jack & neither of them can believe their eyes, for the ships should no longer exist, having supposedly all been wiped out in the last great Time War. Of course, the Doctor knew that one of them had survived, having fallen through time to the early 21st century on Earth & subsequently destroying itself after an unfortunate bonding session with young Rose, & that fact alone should have alerted him to the fact that it wasn't the only survivor, & having had many centuries to regroup & the raw materials of millions of human game show victims to utilize, he does not have to face just one this time, but with 2,000 or more per ship & approximately 200 ships sat right in front of him, the Doctor now faces the prospect of having to fight somewhere in the region of half a million Daleks.


Anyone who thought that we'd seen the last of Terry Nation's greatest creations was sadly deluding themselves. The Daleks are one of the biggest feathers in the Doctor Who cap & as long as the show is on the air & Terry Nation's estate continue to allow their usage, the Daleks will be with us. They have always had a particular menace, no-one can really put their fingers on just why. They are a ridiculous shape, with appendages totally unsuitable for almost everything. They move painfully slowly & until recently could be stopped by placing a small brick in their path. Their vocabulary is singularly dull & uninspired & they are constantly defeated by the Doctor, yet their appeal is enormous, the terror they exude is palpable. Scarcely a man, woman or child alive, particularly in this country, does not recognize them instantly & can do a passable impression of them. It may be because they do not resemble your standard man-in-a-rubber-suit style monster, it may be because they glide smoothly (terrain permitting) & silently, it may be because their voices are so chilling, or because they are merciless, unremitting killing machines. It may be because despite their many defeats, they never give up, have total belief in their own superiority & just despise the entirety of creation. It may be a combination of all of these or something else altogether, but whatever the reason, the Daleks are the ultimate Doctor Who monster & can lay claim to being one of the greatest monsters of any description in the history of science fiction, horror & fantasy. We have seen their Genesis, when the Doctor had the chance to stop their development before it had even started, but didn't & was ultimately unable to halt their creation, we have seen their supposedly ultimate destruction in a massive civil war on Skaro, we have seen their creator manipulate their genetic make-up, segmenting their ranks & causing 2 separate factions intent on the destruction of the other & we have witnessed the annihilation of their home planet at the Doctor's (& Omega's) hand. We now know that they were all but destroyed in a massive Time War which may or may not have seen the end of the Time Lords & Gallifrey, yet here they are, in all their glory, butcher & meaner than ever &, with the advent of CGI technology, in numbers previously unimaginable. The ultimate threat.   Which makes the Doctor's defiance of them all the more impressive.

 

When the Daleks order the Doctor's surrender under threat of Rose's extermination, he simply says no. All eyes turn to him, the Daleks, Rose, the others in the Game Station, countless millions watching at home. The Daleks don't get it. They think they hold all the cards, so in their logical way of thinking the Doctor HAS to surrender. His refusal takes them by surprise & gives us possibly the best quote of the series to date. "This is what I'M going to do. I'm going to rescue her. I'm going to save Rose Tyler from the middle of the Dalek fleet & then I'm going to save the Earth & then, just to finish off, I'm going to wipe every last stinking Dalek out of the sky!!!" The Daleks still don't get it. The Doctor has no weapons, they tell him, no defences & no plan. "Yeah!!" he agrees, "And doesn't that just scare you to death!!" Which quite clearly it does as the Daleks ignore Rose & all their threats to exterminate her & busy themselves with commencing the invasion of Earth, leading to one of the greatest ever cliffhanger endings in the history of Doctor Who as the cries of "Exterminate" chorus around the ship & the camera pans back to reveal literally thousands of Daleks, milling around the ship, hovering, all chanting, each Dalek's lights flashing on & off & all (unlike with their massive army on Spirodon) moving independently! For once this season, the Doctor seems about to take direct action to solve the problem himself, rather than relying on someone else coming up with a solution. Because he has been a little impotent in the action stakes (possibly as a result of the Time War & its repercussions), when he does become a decisive action-hero, it seems all the more impressive, because we contrast it to his previous track record. The question hanging on our lips at the end of Bad Wolf was "Can he save Rose & the Earth from the Dalek menace?".well, yes, of course, because ultimately the hero always does in these situations, but at what cost?????

  

 

» Review by Miles Northcott, Copyright 2005.

 

 

  Submitted By:

  Adam Tomlinson

  Review Submitted:

  30/10/2005

 

After weeks of name dropping Bad Wolf had a lot to live up to. I wanted this episode to explain why the Doctor and Rose had been seeing those two words everywhere they went. To an extent it did, though we have so many more unanswered questions. Was it the controller who was sending secret messages through time? I was happy to see Rose remember her Bad Wolf encounters.

 

The episode didn't start off well, a teaser reminding us of episode seven, The Long Game. Probably the weakest episode of the season. Despite this Bad Wolf was a very enjoyable episode. I continue to hate Chris Eccelston, he's too good of an actor, and I will miss him when he's gone. Seeing the Doctor in the Big Brother house was surreal and entertaining. I wish they could have dedicated a whole episode to it, but since this is the season finale(or part one of two), it's clear something more sinister is going on than the evils of reality TV. It had to be building up to something. The most scary aspect of the early part of this episode is that it is believable that one day a space station filled with reality game shows will exist. I wouldn't mind watching Celebrity Bear With Me though.

 

While I enjoyed the Big Brother segment, the Weakest Link and What Not to Wear seemed to let the episode down. While at first it was interesting to see Rose and Jack reacting so passively to their abduction (unlike the Doctor) their stories were too static. Well, up until when Rose died.

 

Rose's "death" was a huge shock, for a second I believed it, I could see Jackie opening the door of her flat to see the Doctor stood their with a sad look on his face, but only for a second. Billie Piper is defiantly a great actress, loosing her and Chris would have seriously damaged the series. It was a shame Bille was underused this week, The same can be said for Captain Jack. I think he is the best thing to happen to this season since Billie first stepped into the Tardis. It's a shame that at the moment he is really only comic relief with a laser but he is an interesting and funny character and defiantly someone you would wont on your side in a fight. "Do I look like an out of bound type of guy?"

 

Now, on to the point of Bad Wolf, the reveal at the end. The rest was all build up. The Daleks have returned from the dead thanks to some mysterious foe (rumours raging from Davros to Adam fill the net), they've captured Rose and are using her to blackmail the Doctor to stay out of their invasion.

 

"No", is all the Doctor has to say. What made me laugh, was how all eyes were on the Doctor as he spoke to the Daleks. Jack, Lynda and the control room staff heads turn in prefect time to watch as the Doctor stands up to an army by himself. It was awe inspiring. His speech made the Doctor look heroic and crazy at the same time, although he seems out of his depth his confidence in himself is what was so enjoyable. Confident without being arrogant.

 

Dalek: "You have no weapons, no defences, no plan"

Doctor: "And doesn't that scare you to death"

 

The Doctor knows that the Daleks fear him, they fear him even more when not even he knows what he's going to do. They can't defend against what they can't predict/ The episode ends with the Doctors promise that he will save Rose.

 

Based on the trailer it seems Jack is trouble, and the Doctor is dead or dying with no hope of escape...I think by now we all know what that means.

 

Questions?

 

Who brought the Daleks back?

Why are the Daleks abducting humans in such a strange way (faking their deaths on reality TV) and for what purpose?

Will Lynda with a Y join the Tardis crew?

Who is in charge of the Bad Wolf Corporation, or to put it another way, who is the Bad Wolf?

  

 

» Review by Adam Tomlinson, Copyright 2005.

 

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