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  TV Episode

  Starring:

  David Tennant as The Doctor

  Written by:

  Russell T. Davies

  Directed by:

  James Hawes

  Duration:

  45 mins

  Original Air Date:

  15/4/2006

  Reviewed by:

  Sebastian J. Brook; Steve Chemer; Paul O' Connor; Shawn Lunn

 

The Doctor and Rose board the Tardis for new adventures in time and space. But when they visit mankind's new home, far in the future, they find gruesome secrets hidden inside a luxury hospital. And an enemy thought long since dead, the paper-thin Cassandra, is out for revenge… Zoë Wanamaker plays Cassandra.

 

 

  Submitted By:

  Shawn Lunn

  Review Submitted:

  18/4/2006

 

Cassandra (as Rose to Chip): “Oh my God, I’m a chav”.

Sorry, I heard about this line before I had even seen this episode and thanks to its neat delivery by Zoë Wanamaker, I just had to use it to start my opening paragraph to this review. In an episode dealing with diseases, body swapping and human lab rats, there was certainly an interesting mixture of terror and fun in one here.

Having Rose briefly say goodbye to Jackie and Mickey, both she and our not quite so new Doctor then took their usual bout of TARDIS fun to another place. Not yet keeping the promise of taking her to Barcelona the planet, our debut time travel mission was on all too familiar turf.

If in Season One’s “
The End of the World”, The Doctor and Rose saw the Earth being blown to smithereens, then it seems incredibly fitting that their first date in the Doctor’s newish guise should be on a newly restored Earth. I liked the reference Rose had made and one of her earlier comments in the premiere nicely touches on a taboo subject for this series. More on that later!

Naturally enough, this episode wasn’t going to be a case of the Time Lord and his trusted right hand woman checking out all the advantages of the newly refurbished home planet as they are drawn to a creepy hospital run by the Sisters Of Plenitude, who are basically cats who are nurses and nuns at the same. Which is a sentence I never thought I would utter or write, but hey, something new to do every day! However this is a little creepy for me.

First off all, although I don’t hate cats, I will admit to preferring dogs much more but the combination of them being nurses and nuns at the same just threw me off, even for this show. When we meet them, it happens just as The Doctor and Rose get conveniently separated and disinfected in separate lifts.

The Sisters Of Plenitude appear benevolent and after all, who would suspect anything foul about a bunch of overgrown cats that are curing their patients of previously incurable diseases? Oh, that right, that would be me of course. Thankfully my suspicions of them are confirmed and justified thanks to an unlikely and assumed long dead foe of The Doctor.

Because this episode is in many ways a sequel to “
The End of the World”, it wasn’t a major shock to see anti Nip/Tuck ad campaign Cassandra (who’s back survived) is underground with a dim-witted and all too eager to please slave Chip at her beck and call. Seeing as I liked her in her last outing, I had to admit she was a lot more here than in Season One and it didn’t take her very long to outsmart Rose and take over her body, now did it? Her reaction to being Rose (and my opening paragraph) had me in hysterics and the rest of Cassandra’s capers weren’t short on the laughs either.

The Doctor is usually such a perceptive guy, I found myself surprised that it took him seemingly long to cop on to the fact that Rose literally wasn’t herself. I mean, look at the way she started shouting out old Cockney rhyming and slang. Since when has The Doctor ever heard Rose say the likes of “Adam and Eve it” or “apples and pears”?

Even when he did realise it (or maybe he just know all along and confronted over the debacle with the human lab rats), Cassandra did literally have to spell out who she was and what she wanted, which again was pretty simplistic and greedy. Some people just don’t change.

Cassandra is quite the vain piece of parchment and is happy to go body swapping until she finds the right fit and as for the revelation of the menacing moggies using human clones as lab rats to test drive cures for fatal diseases? It felt right for the episodes content and it came as no shock that Cassandra only wanted money from the Sisters Of Plenitude rather than to sabotage their operation. Of course, taking away any opportunity of redemption they just attacked left, right and centre and tried to justify their extreme experiments.

Certainly a water cooler and discussion worthy topic is human cloning, this episode shows the pros and cons of this as well as that dark side of The Doctor that David Tennant is determined we get acquainted with. I’m obviously going to take The Doctor’s side on the topic but I felt the battle between the infected clones and uninfected had a little hit and miss action at first.

Things didn’t really liven up until The Doctor had strapped on all those fatal diseases and lured them into the disinfectant lift. As for the human civilians, some of them were just quite stupid in this episode, including that annoying PA girl to the Duke Of Manhattan but sadly though she survived the ordeal.

Aside from the cloning and diseases issue, there was also the nature of Cassandra’s body hijacking antics to deal with and boy, did this episode keep us going. Cassandra literally refused to Rose’s body and having the parchment inside gave Billie Piper the chance to play a posh bad girl, which she clearly enjoyed doing and wasn’t she great?

Body possession is such a cliché that most of the time it requires really stellar performances to pull it off and when Cassandra briefly inhabited The Doctor and Chip, there was some real fun to be had. Watching David Tennent and guest star Sean Gallagher as Chip camping it up in hysterics, more so with The Doctor and especially when Cassandra started bating Rose about the way she looks at The Doctor. Sheer comic genius!

It took a lot to get Cassandra to leave Rose’s body for good and when she did, she only jumped into Chip’s at the end. This episode added some sympathy to the character whose obsession with vanity has been her downfall. The Doctor and Rose did a nice thing by bringing her back to a time where she was the most happy in her life before she officially died. It was a bittersweet way of ending the episode.

As for the second and taboo of them all, there’s certainly an attraction between The Doctor and Rose increasingly building up. The nature of their relationship is certainly getting more and although it was Cassandra kissing The Doctor and not really Rose, it was certainly one of the hottest screen kisses I’ve seen this year.

Also before I forget and keeping with reminders from “
The End of the World”, The Face Of Boe made an appearance where at first it appeared to be dying and then to tell The Doctor a secret, except for the fact that The Doctor has to meet him one more before disclosing it? Would it be a stretch to wonder if this big secret has something to do with the Time War?

Also in “New Earth”...

We got no previously bit, which was a little strange, considering the continuity from “
The End of the World” in this episode.

Rose:
“Can I just tell you that travelling with you, I love it”.
The Doctor:
“Me too”.

Anybody else notice that Mickey took a long time to leave as Rose and The Doctor departed at the start of the episode? I’m getting the feeling that he’s changing his mind about time travelling.

The Doctor (to Rose): “The human race moves but so does viruses”.

Time/Date/Location in this episode: 5,000,000,023 in New New York. Actually there were fifteen New York’s, the grass smells of apples and the psychic paper intercepted a distress signal.

Sister Of Plenitude:
“Some say that’s impossible”.
The Doctor:
“I like impossible”.

Cassandra (to Rose): “It’s goodbye to trampoline, hello to Blondie”.

Patients who were cured by the Sisters Of Plenitude were the Duke of Manhattan who had Petrified Regression and unknown people with Paladoma Psychosis etc. It’s funny how they can’t cure old age though.

Novice:
“The Sisters are sworn to help”.
The Doctor:
“What? For killing?”.

The Doctor (to Cassandra):
“You can float as atoms in the air, now get out”.

Cassandra’s lists of insults to Rose include “Chav”, “Blondie”, “Dirty Blonde Assassin” and “Common”, while “Clever Clogs”, “Smarty-pants” and “Ladykiller”.

Cassandra (to Rose):
“I’ve been inside your head, you’ve been looking, you like it”.

The Doctor:
“You’re so desperate to stay alive, why don’t you live a little?”.
Cassandra (re Rose): “You’re completely mad. No wonder she likes you”.

Did anyone find the music for Doctor Who: Confidential at the end a little annoying?

This was fun! For an episode that raises issues on beauty, racism, cloning, humanity, medical morals and even sexuality, Russell T Davies certainly knows to blend serious debates with a fun, lively romp and “New Earth” is certainly that. David Tennant and Billie Piper are wonderful to watch and this series is in safe hands.

 

Rating:  

  

 

» Review by Shawn Lunn, Copyright 2006.

 

 

  Submitted By:

  Paul O' Connor

  Review Submitted:

  18/4/2006

 

Well it took me two screenings of the first episode to be able to write down how I felt. My anticipation was so high that I was a nervous wreck watching it. I watched it - thought it was OK - looked at the reviews later that night and was not surprised by the mixed reaction. I think everyone's expectation was very high.

 

On the Monday I watched The Christmas Invasion and then calmly watched New Earth again. I loved it. I think there is the danger of becoming too analytical - about the CGI - The writing - Did The Doctor do this? - Did Rose do that? - Didn't like the make up! ENJOY IT. It is damn good!


It followed on from
The Christmas Invasion and David Tennant has got it nailed. No point comparing him to Eccleston or anyone else - he is not the new Baker or Pertwee he is David Tennant and he is The Doctor. It works.

The opening was great - they left old comfortable earth and arrived at New Earth! It is Sci Fi - It is 5,000,000,023 and that is how it looks - Who are we to argue? The Doctor and Rose enjoy each others company and each other - and why not! They travel through time and space. Straight away there is intrigue - Chip and Cassandra - The Sisters of
Plenitude - The Face of Boe. There are patients with every disease - the scene of all the pods was breathtaking. Rose gets possessed by Cassandra and she in turn then kisses The Doctor - and do you blame her? Stuck with no body for ages. Like the zombies - she wanted physical contact. It was Cassandra and NOT Rose kissing the Doctor.

The Doctor knows this - and he in turn knows he has to save the day - Cassandra is a good sub plot but it all ties in. The Zombies are cured - Mankind lives on - Rose comes back and Cassandra realises this is a New Earth - not her earth of old and she lets go - and again why not? The beautiful scene at the end where she meets herself and tells
herself she is beautiful - because for years she had not seen it and only had memories - but there she was face to face with it again. It was great.

Finally - The Face of Boe. What a great cliffhanger there - waiting to run with it throughout the series - what will he tell the Doctor? - I cannot wait.

Some people have quoted - Plot holes - CGI not good enough - Acting not good enough - Using the word Chavtastic! - Body swapping!!!! CHILL - It is Sci Fi. Russell T Davies will never please everyone - but to say he is no good is all wrong - he is the driving force behind this revival and we should get on our knees and thank him for it. He is not perfect - but then again neither are any of us.

So sit back and enjoy Series Two - It is going to be a great ride!

  

 

» Review by Paul O' Connor, Copyright 2006.

 

 

  Submitted By:

  Steve Chemer

  Review Submitted:

  18/4/2006

 

From the opening scenes with Rose entering the TARDIS, you know that this Doctor is back to the days of old.  Gone is the nasty streak.  Instead you have someone very similar to the Second Doctor and Fourth Doctor with a Touch of the Fifth Doctor.  Rose also appears to like this one a lot more.  I think she has a bit of a crush on him.

Poor Mickey.  He says love you to Rose and she just kisses him and says Bye!!!! She can't stop looking at the Doctor.  "You're so different" she says with a glint in her eye!!!

Oh my god... and the special effects.  They make
Aliens of London with that Space Ship and Big Ben, look Cheesy.

Casandra is back.  She gets Rose down to her lair and then possesses her Body. When I say she posseses it - she possesses it.  She even shows a bit of cleavage, but PG Rated - Kisses the Doctor and acts in a very flirtatious way.  All that we wanted to see from Rose, but were denied in Season One. It's so funny when the Doctor is kissed and he says "I've still got it".

 

You just have to watch as there is Humour, Heartbreak and very tense and scary moments. This one was not horrific.  But it was scary enough to even have adults hiding behind the Sofa. One thing for sure is that DT is definatly THE DOCTOR WE KNEW OF OLD.

Taking a look at confidential and the last 2 mins where they showed footage to come, and I was blown away.

Can't wait for Episode Two

  

 

» Review by Steve Chemer, Copyright 2006.

 

 

  Submitted By:

  Sebastian J. Brook

  Review Submitted:

  16/4/2006

 

The anticipation is over; at last, Episode One of Series Two has aired. So what did we think of it? Well, the deluge of footage which followed the Press Launch on March 28th, was all shown in the first 10 minutes of the episode, making the viewer excited at the prospect of what could happen over the further 35 minutes that followed. There is something so exhilarating about seeing something you know very little about. Just think about the number of times we have gone to see a movie, where we know what happens, because of a friend or a magazine article. The gems of Doctor Who, have been kept a closely guarded secret, with mere flashes of the jewels within, waved before our eyes.

 

It is a wonder how, in this day and age, a production team, can keep such a big project as Doctor Who is, under wraps, but then again, this isn’t any old production team…

 

Last year we saw a northern Doctor, a cockney side-kick, a whole medley of new monsters, as well as the return of a few old ones. We saw drama, as it has never been shown before in Doctor Who. Perhaps, the greatest of all, was the truth that the new series had. Through all the acting and production, the stories were rooted with an underlying truth and believability, which really helped to set up our personal belief in Series Two.

 

The adventure starts with the “new new Doctor” entering the TARDIS and tinkering about with the console. We then cut to see Rose saying goodbye to her mother, and loyal on/off boyfriend Mickey – a nice touch, which roots the show with further believability. Rose enters the TARDIS, and asks where they are going, to which the Doctor replies “Further than we’ve ever gone before” – a nice echo of Episode Two of Season One, where the 9th Doctor says the same thing to Rose.

 

The titles roll, and the words “David Tennant” fill the screen in big text, almost as if it had always been there. The episode proper, starts with The Doctor and Rose emerging from The TARDIS onto a seaside cliff-scape. We are told it is the year 5,000,000,023, and that they are on New Earth. A futuristic city lies beyond the sea in front of them, as cars fly over their heads. Apple grass lies beneath there feet (another nice touch that adds to the believability of this alien world). There is a touching line from Rose when she says “Oh I love this… Can I just say… Travelling with you… I love it!”. You really get a feeling that The Doctor is back and that Rose is over the whole regeneration thing.

 

Unbeknownst to them, The Doctor and Rose are being watched… We cut to “Chip” a humanoid figure with strange henna-type markings, peering though a crystal ball. He states that Rose is a “pureblood human”. We then see one of the Spider robots from “The End of the World” tracking them. We hear the familiar tones of Cassandra as she recognises Rose. The scene cuts back to the Doctor and Rose, where The Doctor suggests going to the local hospital, after picking up a message on his psychic paper that reads: “Ward 26. Please Come.”.

 

They walk through the doors of the hospital, which truly looks like it belongs in the year 5,000,000,023. There is a subtle dig at the NHS from Rose, which was quite funny, and yet totally true. Little touches like help us to buy the story, by reminding the viewer that we are not on Earth anymore. This is only further helped by the appearance of Cat Nuns, which happen to have some of the best make up and prosthetics in Doctor Who history.

 

The Doctor then enters a lift and asks it to take him to Ward 26, the doors close behind him, leaving Rose to catch the next one. A hilarious scene follows, in which they both get drenched by the lifts in-built disinfection system. The Doctor clearly enjoys this process, unlike Rose, who is genuinely shocked by the whole process. Rose’s lift has been over-ridden by Chip, who instead of sending her up with the Doctor, has sent her down. Rose is then lured into Cassandra’s domain in the depths of the hospital.

 

Meanwhile The Doctor is led into the room where The Face of Boe is sleeping. He is informed that Boe is dying. We cut back to Rose who is welcomed into Cassandra’s domain, by a video-reel of footage from the time before Cassandra transformed into the “Bitchy Trampoline”. Rose suddenly realises that it is Cassandra and is understandably wary. Cassandra informs Rose that it was here that someone said she was beautiful for the last time. We then learn how Cassandra survived after her explosion in “The End of the World”. Without giving it a way, lets just say it has a very simple and yet clever explanation.

 

Rose then springs the trap that Cassandra has placed for her, and Cassandra takes over Rose’s body, and on realization exclaims the utterly memorable line: “Oh my God! I’m a Chav!” – A line which would never have appeared in Hartnell’s time as The Doctor.

 

We cut back to The Doctor being informed about a prophecy of a “great secret” that will be imparted on The Face of Boe’s dying breath, to a wanderer like himself. Again we cut back to Rose or rather Cassandra admiring her new human frame, to comic effect. Cassandra can access Rose’s surface memory and realises The Doctor has a new face – calling him a hypocrite as she walks off exclaiming that she must get the name of his surgeon. The Doctor rings Rose’s mobile. Cassandra (in Rose’s body)  asks chip how Rose would speak, to which he replies cockney. Rose then talks in cockney rhyming slang to The Doctor, which, in turn, has some of the funniest lines of the whole adventure.

 

We cut back to The Doctor and are introduced to the character of Matron Casp (one of the Cat Nuns). She is ushered off by another Cat Nun who informs her that one of the patients is conscious, to which she replies “we can’t have that”. It is at this point, we start to realise that something sinister is at work within the hospital. Later we see the two cats incinerating one of the conscious patients in the eerie green chambers.

 

The Doctor and the possessed Rose are now reunited, and he instantly picks up on her accent… and then…. The Kiss! Yes, THAT kiss that has graced the pages of many a TV magazine. To be honest, it wasn’t as we all thought. It’s not the Doctor and Rose kissing, but Cassandra, exercising her new body. It was followed by an out of character remark by The Doctor, where he says “Still got it”… As far as I was aware, he never had it? Funnily enough, this was the only niggle I had about the whole adventure, but it was a niggle all the same.

 

They then enter “intensive care” (which at first looks surprisingly like the power station used in “Episode One: Rose” of Series One.). Then we see the eerie green chambers, which look a bit like the Cybermen Tombs from “Tomb of the Cybermen”. I don’t know if these were deliberate winks to the past, but they certainly reminded me of those two stories.

 

The special effects of The Mill, can be seen in the wide shot of all the chambers, which really look quite stunning. It is in these chambers that The Doctor discovers that there are humans deliberately infected with every disease known to man – lab rats. This is closely followed by an exchange with one of the Cat Nuns, to which The Doctor, shows a touch of the anger we last saw in “Episode Six: Dalek” of Series One. He insists that whatever they have done to Rose, had better be reversed, to which the nun denies any involvement. After being caught out Cassandra reveals to The Doctor that she has taken over Rose’s body. She then sprays the Doctor with her “perfume” and he passes out.

 

The Doctor awakens in one of the green chambers, with Cassandra (as Rose) antagonising him with the ways she has thought of killing him. She tells him, that he has approximately three minutes before his chamber is pumped full of every disease known to man.

 

She is then interrupted by the Cat Nuns, whom she tries to bribe into giving her money. After a failed attempt she resorts to “plan B” which involves opening all the green chambers, which in turn releases the zombie-esque, disease-ridden humans. The Doctor is released as the doors open, and what follows, quickly becomes a game of escape the zombies.

 

One might be excused for thinking it might not work, but it does. Sure, some of them have the typical “arms out” pose, but this is explained as they merely want to have contact with humans. Beneath the surrealism, lies an ironic, but yet sensical reality that draws the audience in further.

 

We see one of the disease-ridden humans touch the Cat Nun, who instantly gets infected with a Mill-doused sprinkling of CGI-effects. We see Chip trying to escape the zombified humans, as he comically slides down a waste chute, and ends up locking himself in one of the empty green chambers.

 

The Doctor and Cassandra (as Rose) find a room where they can briefly talk, and The Doctor orders Cassandra to leave Roses body, to which she then enters The Doctor’s with predictable, but yet hilarious results. This happens back and forth a few times, but isn’t overused, and certainly doesn’t tire.

 

At one point Cassandra possesses one of the diseased humans, and for the first time, (when she re-enters Rose’s body) we see some humanity from her character. They then get back to Ward 26, where the Doctor assumes an authoritarian position, and truly becomes the hero that I personally think was missing a little from Series One. What I mean by this, is that it was usually Rose, or someone else solving most of the situations in Series One. For example: Episode One – Rose saves the day by using her gymnastic skills to kick the auton carrying the anti-plastic into the nestene consciousness. Episode Two – Jabe gives her life to enable The Doctor to activate the switch. Episode Three – Gwyneth gives her life to defeat the Gelth. Episode 5 – Mickey activated the missile. Episode 6 – Rose liaises with the Dalek to stop killing people. E.t.c. So as you can see, it’s nice to see The Doctor who we all know and love, do what he is best at – saving the day. He does this by strapping rope to himself and attaching all the intravenous solutions for all the diseases. We then see a wonderful action scene where The Doctor and Cassandra (as Rose) slide down the lift shaft to the bottom. It is here that The Doctor adds the solutions to the lifts disinfectant pool. He bravely encourages the diseased humans (waiting below) to enter the lift, where they are sprayed with the cure. The Doctor then encourages them to spread the cure by passing it on, in a tag like fashion.

 

David Tennant’s Doctor then gives a brief speech about these new sub humans that he has saved, in a very Tom Baker-esque fashion, which was very pleasing to watch. We then cut to the NNYPD (New New York Police Department) arresting the remaining Cat Nuns.

 

The Doctor then realises he has forgotten about The Face of Boe, and runs to him. There then follows a rewarding scene, that also has traces of Doctor Who past, where Boe, telepathically informs The Doctor that he will meet him for the third and final time and tell him his great secret. Boe then teleports, and is gone. And just like The Doctor says – it is enigmatic.

 

Chip reveals himself to be alive and well (for the time-being). The Doctor insists that Cassandra now leave Rose’s body. She sees her chance and enters Chip’s body. You could tell that the actor playing Chip really enjoyed playing the Cassandra-ized version of himself. But alas we soon learn that Chip is dying… It’s actually quite a touching scene, with some particularly good acting from the actor playing Chip.

 

The Doctor says there is one last thing he can do. He then takes Cassandra (as Chip), back to the time that we saw her in the video footage, as her human form. He tells Chip to “go, and don’t look back”. This has to be my favourite scene in the whole story, as Russell T. Davies’ genius shines through in spades. It turns out that Chip was the one who told Cassandra that she was beautiful for the last time, and it is here that he (and the Cassandra from the future) dies in Cassandra’s arms. I like to think that maybe it changed Cassandra for the better... Maybe it did?

 

Overall it was a great story. Not the strongest to begin a brand new season with, but it was new new Doctor Who! “New Earth”, definitely feels like a continuation of “The End of the World”. The writing is very indicative of the latter, and there is a feeling of familiarity with the setting.

 

A tremendous job by all those involved. Although incomparable to classics such as Genesis of the Daleks, it firmly has its place in modern who, and I feel that this isn’t the last we’ve seen of the year 5 billion…

 

Rating:  

  

 

» Review by Sebastian J. Brook , Copyright 2006.

 

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